May 2013
grimaugury: vanity because i feel dead inside 2k13
May 21st
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I found out on accident that my lj from highschool...
airplanes, androgyny, beauty, black and white, blisters, bone spurs, broken noses, charcoal, dentists, dissonance, eyeliner, glamour, hostility, hyperbole, sewing machines, sleet,smoking, stiches, trash wut. no. 
May 20th
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“I am best friends with NASA and they looked at your code and said that it is...”
– Throughout the project, he did the same thing with Reuters, ABC, and Fox News. These were all his friends. Also, there were no frames in the code.  (via clientsfromhell)
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I have all the things to make fudge so I would be remiss if I didn’t make fudge.
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freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
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doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 18th
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extended my medical leave today.  Queen Jerk. 
May 18th
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May 17th
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http://www.guttereloquence.com You have to see this website. The most frightening thing is that this hard-coding was outdated ten years before their launch. 
May 17th
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I guess it’s time to just make coffee. 
May 17th
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Still awake. Feeling strange. I’m concerned about my looming return to work and my mind wanders off and thinks about bringing in someone from the lobby, calling a total stranger by their first name and asking people who are in my chair because they don’t care about their hair how they prefer to have their hair cut, and then spending 10-15 minutes making sweet small talk while someone...
May 17th
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“I know it’s hard to watch, but this is what happens when you have the...”
– Mad Men explains the whole of my life in 23 words
May 17th
grimaugury: remember that song that was in that geico caveman commercial in like 2005 or 06 and it was a royksopp song from 2001 that had the one guy from kings of convenience singing in it man i was all over that song and me. 
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Prejudiced against people with Audrey Kawasaki tattoos.
May 17th
I’m at a bar. Bless LTE.
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ListenListen
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