March 2012
Woke up in a complete panic today for the first time since I left Matt.
I didn’t miss it.
There aren’t enough fry-able fuds in my house.
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Jenny Holzer's Mom is On Twitter →
jockohomo:
ANARCHY BEGINS AT HOME BUT IT DOESN’T BEGIN AT THIS HOME, YOU NEED TO INFORM ME OF YOUR PRESSING ONTOLOGICAL REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I GET BACK FROM THE SUPERMARKET, IDENTITY CAN BE A TRICKY THING TO PIN DOWN BUT I AM NOT YOUR MAID…
Hey bro. That’s Jenny Holzer, mom.
I don’t think Jenny Holzer’s mother is even living.
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“i hope rick santorum steps on a lego brick”
– my brother (via grimaugury)
Alamo theatres seems like a pretty cool company to work for, unsurprisingly.
The owner and founder of Alamo Drafthouse spoke to all the new hires today during which he said “oh shit, no you didn’t,” to an employee and separately made reference to dead baby jokes being funny.
I might never leave.
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Whiskey; and cupcakes: shyspectres: mintarr:... →
shyspectres:
mintarr:
shyspectres:
mintarr replied to your post: I have to go to work tomorrow?
Speaking of your job at Supercuts…my split ends are getting out of control. And since I’m going to have to break my rule and let someone who I HAVEN’T slept with cut…
Oh, well.
Whoops!
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mintarr:
shyspectres:
mintarr replied to your post: I have to go to work tomorrow?
Speaking of your job at Supercuts…my split ends are getting out of control. And since I’m going to have to break my rule and let someone who I HAVEN’T slept with cut my hair, I need you to tell me who I’m supposed to go see…
Nope. You’re just going to have to come here.
Okay.
I just realized that you...
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mintarr replied to your post: I have to go to work tomorrow?
Speaking of your job at Supercuts…my split ends are getting out of control. And since I’m going to have to break my rule and let someone who I HAVEN’T slept with cut my hair, I need you to tell me who I’m supposed to go see…
Nope. You’re just going to have to come here.
“Roscoe is pro-stache, but he does not believe Americans should pay for people’s...”
– Deborah Burrell, chief of staff for Rep. Roscoe Bartlett, R-Md. The American Mustache Institute had claimed Bartlett supported the ‘Stache Act, which calls for a $250 tax break for facial hair grooming. (via officialssay)
February 2012
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usagov:
Saturn Radio Waves
Audio Description
In...
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I have to go to work tomorrow?
It’s weird.
also, It’s been exactly a month since I left my job at Supercuts.
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dongcity:
shyspectres reblogged your post: I don’t care if Thomas Jefferson used to smoke weed I don’t care if that is even a little bit true I don’t fucking care why would that convince me to smoke weed with you in your car in the Food Pavillion parking lot at 8 pm?
“SOMEONE OFFERED ME FREE DRUGS AND NOW I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.”
NOT EVERYONE SMOKES WEED AND NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO JUST...
I don't care if Thomas Jefferson used to smoke...
“SOMEONE OFFERED ME FREE DRUGS AND NOW I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.”
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sarahandnoahvonawesome replied to your post: I have run into my first real problem of living…
SO SCARY
Sarah, you have no idea what a comfort to me it is that you are scared of this too.
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mintarr replied to your post: I have run into my first real problem of living…
Lol…I always forget that you’re scared of that…
It was awful.
I have run into my first real problem of living alone.
There is no one to open the tube of biscuits.
I really don’t want to do it myself.
It’s so scary.
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Ani Difranco - Knuckledown
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I really shouldn’t be allowed to bitch about things as much as I do.
No one does whatever the fuck they want all the time more than me.
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Although, on the bright side, my mother has sent me links to a number of quality cupcake recipes and some interesting points on nihilism. My mom is the best.