May 2012
Dear nerd king,
I want to kiss your face.
Love,
some weird girl.
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mintarr replied to your post: I’ve got no words for how great it is to climb…
I AM THE LAW
I tried quoting this to my mother this morning and she just acted like I was the crazy one when she told me she had never seen Judge Dredd.
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mintarr replied to your photo
Y U SO PRETTY?
This is Joel talking to a picture of doughnuts.
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mintarr replied to your post: mintarr replied to your post: mintarr replied to…
Well, when I get down there over the summer, you can fondle my hands all you want. Assuming you don’t have a man-friend who will be angry about that.
I’m sort of hoping I will have a man-frand-type thing.
I’ve got no words for how great it is to climb into bed with the smartest man I have ever met at six am to watch Judge Dredd and scratch his back until he falls asleep. My morning was awesome.
One woman Mario party.
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I’m probably done hand spamming your dash.
For tonight.
Probably.
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mintarr replied to your post: mintarr replied to your post: Thinks about mens…
I had no idea. I am flattered.
As you should be.
It’s never as good as your first time.
I was so excited about having someone to have sex with when I had my first boyfriend I didn’t even notice that he had hands.
Although I don’t care for Tim’s very much.
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grimaugury:
mintarr replied to your post: sitting here
I am often a cliche, it is okay.
yeah, no shame, i was having a good time
well you know, as good a time as you can have when your babymaker is molting
I’m getting stoned and listening to tool.
I’m a sterotype of someone who isn’t even like me.
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mintarr replied to your post: Thinks about mens hands that I am no longer…
This makes me kind of glad that my hands are all callousy and rough. Is it weird that I refuse to use lotion? Given my other bath product usage?
You have lovely hands joel.
First hands I ever fondled, honestly.
and you are the first person who I ever told that I just really like hands.
even my mother won’t answer the phone.
Just gonna kill myself now.
I’m really glad that my boyfriend and I got to spend a lovely holiday weekend together.
Oh, no, fucking wait.
that’s not me.
I’m the girl who has to work 11 days in a row, didn’t eat anything today because I fell asleep on my fucking couch after work and has no one to talk to about how upsetting the whole thing is.
Great.
Thinks about mens hands that I am no longer allowed to touch.
Sigh.
They are such nice hands.
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mintarr replied to your photo: Ugh. I locked my keys in my car today at 5 am and…
Stop that! Or get a Jeep, that’ll solve two problems. You can’t lock your keys in if there’s no roof. And all that trash will just blow out as you drive.
Joel understands me too well.
There is food from a month ago in my back seat.
And the glass from where my window was broken.
Just chillin out.